A Death Celebration.

A Death Celebration (Another pissed off blog… Half of this blog was written a while ago, but I only needed to be calm-er to finish it, and time…)

This blog, and before we start, won't be the favorite blog for many people I know and probably check my stuff but never tell. That's what you get guys, not my fault that the world is a fucked up place…

Okay, basically, if you're an American, you won't like this, criticizing your government and all. That's just a clarification (Another one).

So, where were we when Osama Bin Laden was "killed"? I was asleep, well; I live in Egypt, different time line and all. When I woke up I knew that… wait for it ... that jerk is dead. But I was still sleepy, so I asked my aunt…

'What? Says whom?'

She said, 'It was on the news; Obama said the seals killed him, and oh, they dumped his body in the ocean.'

I was still sleepy, so I meant to check internet and all the news channels that I trust, aka, no CNN, Fox, or such ones. So, I kept watching the news for a little bit, and well, the more I watched, the more I felt something was wrong, but again, I'm an easily to get bored person, I stopped watching and said 'screw it I don’t give a shit' and turned on my laptop to check on the important stuff, my Facebook, Twitter, and my stories reviews.

But, of course, it was worse than ... what? The Oscars' night? Yeah, well whatever that was, it was worse than the last Oscars. Posts and shits everywhere, that I thought Obama was the new God in town or something, was he? No one told me… Anyway, I kept myself away from all the posts, comments and everything, kept lurking online but away. And saw what I never thought would ever see.

I saw frenzy, a death celebration, more than what a savage can do. And all that, for something no one can be sure of 100%.

So basically now, when someone we hate gets killed we go out in the street and dance around? Humm, that would be um, fucked up? Yeah that’s the word I was looking for, I mean who does that? Death was always a sacred thing, you don’t gloat when someone dies, even if that person is your enemy… um, IF that person actually died. Oh yeah, we are in the part no one will like, not no one, but bear with me.

Okay, ten years of searching and nothing happens, but… ta ta daaaa, 9 months and we have a new baby, oops, shoot, sorry, I meant another dead baddy. Wow, those were some bad ass 9 months guys, kudos CIA, Obama, and all the gangsters who work with them. But man, that was out of the blue, and Obama came to tell 'his' people with a victorious smile and the attitude, almost brought me in tears, that man… he always does that to me when he talks to the people, I mean the charisma alone! That man should totally get a damn Oscar, hear me guys, the Oscars' people!!!!!

But hey, who am I to say anything. The man spoke. We all sit and listen. And say Amen after too (New god, remember). Not that all the shit he said was shit and totally nonsense, or that dumping a body in the damn ocean is like hiding evidence or something, I thought the CIA and the navy watch CSI and read Agatha Christie's novels, but this, guys, this one went a little bit too far. But another guess, that I'm too stupid to understand this brilliant plan, needs an American brain to get it? Maybe… Blame my Egyptian retarded mind.

But they had an excuse, I mean; Muslims throw the dead bodies in the sea! Hahahahha, its been over a month and this is still funny, god, yeah dudes, newsflash, we – Muslims – dump dead dudes in the sea, totally, we love to get eaten by fishes, you know, we are all blah… they respected the dead man, and gave him a respectful burial, in the sea with Nemo and his friends, its delightful there down there, should tell us the spot, maybe if its fun, I get to call for a spot, Ariel, Nemo, and all of our animated friends. Nemo, the sequel, starring Osama Bin Laden's corpse.. New hit movie, in theaters soon.

Fuck that, who said the man is dead? Oh, God said, oh, oops, I mean Obama said. Well, I've another God, the one and only God. I won't believe the man who wants to grant the next elections, I'm not American, I don’t give a damn, coz hello, lets face it, Obama screwed us all with his sweet words once, he'd do it again, and the next one, and next, its politics, benefits first. Oil, money, shit… the usual.

And lets not forget who was Bin Laden's BFF one day, the administration who supported him and funded him as well but then, it was to bring other administrations down – Iran and Iraq – but hey, then he wasn’t a terrorist, and all he did was good since Uncle Sam said so… Talk about hypocrisy.

All in all, this whole thing was a massive piss off, for anyone who had brains and some civilization, celebrating death? And not in the old Gypsy way that honors it, no, but in the savage way, I bet if they had the body they'd drag it all over - Roman Arena way – and guys, this was shit, gave a pretty clear idea of how Americans function.. 

And even if they don’t care how the world thinks about them, this was a whole new level. Crowd that believes in anything their administration tells them despite what the truth might be, they hear, cheer and say Amen. Doesn’t matter what's right or wrong, what's true or what's false, what matters is the good news they wanted to hear… "WE are the best nation in the world, and the rest suck, we get our enemies and kill them, then dump them in the sea. Yeehaaa, we rock bro"…

Shame, a big one too, like I said that day 'The international day of bullshit', which not many people got it, being so drunk with victory, fake one, but hey, the American administration did it again. 'Fake it until you make it' or, a quote I heard once…

"People will believe a big lie sooner than a little one, and if you repeat it frequently enough, people will sooner or later believe it." -Walter Langer

Which is perfectly true and applies here.

All I'm saying that, some people really need to use their melon for once, start hating the world and think you're perfect, no one is, different isn’t bad, you only make it seem bad because you're reflecting your ugly self on it. They only make it sound and seem bad for oil and money, get a damn grip, think for yourself and not make others think for you… yeah, its hard in the beginning but guess what, lots of people do it. Don't be a sheep, where someone puts it, it stays. There is a whole different world out there, believe it or not, it affects you. 

One last thing, Karma is a bitch.